I left you because......

XIII's Number XIV · Jul 13, 2011

Because you pushed me into a bush and ran off.

Why?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jul 13, 2011

Because you blush and run away from me every time I try to ask the time.

Why?

Doc Gnosis · Jul 13, 2011

Because you can hardly think beyond your bed.

What were you thinking!?

Connor Lonske · Jul 13, 2011

BECAUSE I'M PREGNANT, YOUR THE FATHER, AND I AM GOING TO KILL ALL THREE OF US!

*slaps*Why would you do that to me!

XIII's Number XIV · Jul 13, 2011

Because obviously you didn't see this:

Why?

Xpwn3ntial · Jul 13, 2011

Because your porn and gambling addictions have gotten out of hand.

Why?

Doc Gnosis · Jul 13, 2011

Because you've been asking me the same question. ;_;

Is there something you want to tell me?

AwesomeExpress · Jul 27, 2011

Because you don't like repetition!

Agent Cross · Jul 27, 2011

Because you have a package that needs to be delivered, and only the Professor can do it.

VaudevillianVeteran · Jul 28, 2011

Because I'm honestly not sure if you're a man or a woman.

Eumersian · Jul 28, 2011

Because left to go to Hogwarts.

WHY?H<R

Doc Gnosis · Jul 29, 2011

Because you tried to get me to watch that OTHER Avatar film.

Why are you doing this!? ;_;

VaudevillianVeteran · Jul 30, 2011

Because you're way too shadowy!

Wh-...Why?!

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jul 30, 2011

For making such a mess!

Why is it over?

VaudevillianVeteran · Jul 30, 2011

Because you aren't human!

But why...?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jul 30, 2011

Because you broke the seal of doom.

Why would you do that?

VaudevillianVeteran · Jul 30, 2011

Because you didn't tell me what the seal of doom did!

Why...?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jul 30, 2011

You threw away my harddrive!

Why would you do such a thing?

VaudevillianVeteran · Jul 30, 2011

You spend more time with anime than with me!

Why?~~~

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jul 30, 2011

You glitched out!

Why now?