I left you because......

[Knife-28]

Because you always look angey.

Leave me, why did you?

 

[Lullabye]

Because quite frankly, your terrible in the sack. All you do is lie there and vibrate...

W....w.....why!? Why did you leave me!? Wasn't i everything you had hoped for!?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Because bestiality is wrong

Why did you leave me!?

 

[NeoAC]

Because you can't tell if I'm a man or a woman, and frankly I'm losing track myself!

Why? Why did you leave me? WHY?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Because you stole my man thong...[sub]...I want it back[/sub] (Only reason I didn't know your gender was 'cause I didn't look at your profile but since that's cleared up we should get back together.)

Why did you leave me? :'''''''(

 

[NeoAC]

Because I want to do more then curb stomp babies! I want to curb stomp puppies and dolphins too!

So, what particular reason did you choose to leave me for?

 

[Jedamethis]

That holly is sharp! My neck will never heal...

Why goddamnit?!

 

[NeoAC]

Well the searing fire I could deal with, and even the funky cloak, but your dang glowing red eyes kept me up all night!

I have to ask......why?

 

[Disaster Button]

You gave my mother a heart attack with the sheer apathy in your stare, I told you to stop but you were too busy pretending I didn't exist because of what I said in the car. I was just hoping for once you might actually ask for directions instead of just getting us lost, again.

Why dear god did you leave me? Why? WWHHYYYYY!?

 

[NeoAC]

I forgot my wallet at home, and I had to pay that gas attendant with something...

Por que?

 

[Jedamethis]

I was bored....

Why?

 

[Disaster Button]

You got Barney pregnant and I just couldn't handle that.

Pray tell?

 

[orangebandguy]

You kept punching people in the arm too hard.


Why????

 

[Disaster Button]

You got fat.

Whai?

 

[orangebandguy]

No, I don't like monkeys throwing poo in the house.


Why did you leave?

 

[Disaster Button]

You didn't wear my gimp suit, what the hell man? I did that thing for you, you know what I'm talking about.

Please, please don't leave me.

 

[Jedamethis]

You were threatening to eat me if you saw me again! I mean, make up your fucking mind!

W-H-Y-?

 

[BENZOOKA]

You couldn't remember I don't like sugar in my tea.

Why o' why?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

YOu kept calling me foreign even though i had showed you several times i live HERE

Why i did everything you had asked of me

 

[BENZOOKA]

You were so snooty I couldn't take it

Why did you do it?