I left you because......

[dalek sec]

I left because you never let go anywhere without your friend there!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Technology and magic don't play well together.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you're not taking a cold hard look at my motherf**king boat!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

I left you because you sunk my battleship.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because you tied my beloved to a railroad track!

 

[SomeLameStuff]

I left you because you stabbed me for allowing you to stab me!

 

[karcentric]

I left you because you're always fighting.

 

[Calibanbutcher]

I left you because you scare the everloving everything out of me.
And you would not install a manatee-ramp in the house.

 

[karcentric]

I left you because you got all the attention when we went out.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because I can't live with a person with a broken mind

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

It was only a one night stand...for more than one night... on and off.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because you're always surprised!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you always throw up on my dinner!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because I suddenly developed an allergy towards you!

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

You were troublesome (I knew that already, but I thought I could change you).

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you tormented me incessantly!

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're not actually troublesome at all.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you thought you ruled over potatoes.

 

[Sacman]

Because she won;t wear her school uniform...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because he's a tyrant.
[sup] I only had to wear a uniform in high school :/ [/sup]