I left you because......

[Sacman]

Because she's likes how hot I am...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because he hates doors.

 

[Sacman]

Because she wouldn;t play doctor with me...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because he has an evil twin.

 

[Sacman]

For being the evil twin...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because he pushed me into a volcano.

 

[Sacman]

For not pleasing the volcano god, like you promised you would...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because he hates the moon.

 

[Sacman]

Because she hated Moon...<.<

Come on, moon was awesome...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because he fought a tree.

 

[Sacman]

Because that tree had it coming...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because he still lost.

 

[Sacman]

Because it's not my fault it was 200 feet tall... He seemed shorter sitting down...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because he buried himself alive.

 

[Euryalus]

The voices told me too!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You broke my eye!

 

[Roxas1359]

You ate my fries.
Not cool!

 

[Ruedyn]

Because your Aunt is hawt.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because you're trying to hook up with the sister of Frankenstein's monster

 

[MrCollins]

I meet a new person with huge Fajitas.