I left you because......

[janjotat]

because you wouldn't share your pencil

 

[Roxas1359]

I don't even know how we got together!
All you do is beg me for money and never pay it back!

 

[MrCollins]

ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS SHARE MY PENCIL

 

[janjotat]

You were too overzealous about your sharing your pencil. Having an pencil through my arm isn't fun.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Because you're having an affair with Mr. Collins!

 

[ShockValue]

Because you keep smashing everyone with that axe.

 

[MrCollins]

You never showed me your right eye.

 

[janjotat]

For eyeing ShockValue

 

[MrCollins]

For not sharing his delicious hat-soup

 

[PsychicTaco115]

For wanting to eat hat-soup

 

[Kae]

Because I'm not into necrophilia.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because The queen has ordered me to restore peace to the Congo.

I surely will not come back.

Good bye.

 

[Kae]

Because there's no Queen in Australia you lying monster *Runs away crying*

 

[Dr.Susse]

The truth is that I'm just an inanimate object.

 

[MrCollins]

Once you go PC, you never go back

 

[PsychicTaco115]

because I too, am an inanimate object... with BEWBS!

 

[janjotat]

DAMMIT you always bring that up, I want collins back *sob*

 

[Kae]

Because you're clearly still in love with Mr. Collins, I don't want to waste time in a relationship that's clearly going nowhere *sob*

 

[MrCollins]

Because this love triangle is just never going to work.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're only superior half of the time or something.