I left you because......

[thesilentman]

Because you keep disappearing and reappearing LIKE A NINJA! AND I LIKE NINJAS!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you left someone you liked.

 

[thesilentman]

Because you assume things. :-<

 

[The Night Angel]

Because you left Redlin. No one leaves Redlin!!!

 

[thesilentman]

Stop assuming. I never explicitly said that.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For trying to stick with me after going away once!

 

[The Night Angel]

For not accepting his return to you!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For accepting his return despite never being with him.

 

[thesilentman]

Why those ears? They look nice, but I'm concerned about myself...

 

[Nouw]

For never telling me why you were so mad :/

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because the queen has asked me to research the mysterious east and bring back the spices of life.

 

[Nouw]

Because honey, you got real ugly.

 

[The Night Angel]

Because you clearly wanted to break up with me, but didn't know how, so you resorted to insulting me to get me to break up with you instead... (not taken from today's SMBC at all >.> )

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I don't go for men.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because I am sworn to a life of celibacy, and your insistant need to fulfill your carnal desires was wearing me down.

 

[MetaKnight670]

Because you have more posts than me.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you have less than 100 posts.

 

[Nouw]

Because you wouldn't comb your hair. Seriously, it got annoying real fast >_>.

 

[MetaKnight670]

Because you have less than 100 posts.

Over 100 now. Take me back?

OT: Because it is Easter and that means it is time for change.

 

[Nouw]

Because it is Easter and that means it is time for change, again.