I left you because......

[Teoes]

Because the number 13 is unlucky.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I left you because I have no idea what the hell you are.

 

[kailus13]

I left you before you could leave me.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

I left you because you tried to take off my clothes. T_T

 

[Nouw]

Because you never went to the nudist beaches with me.

 

[kailus13]

Because people looked at us funny when we went to the nudist beach. And then they called the cops.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I don't know why you have goggles on their head.

 

[staika]

Because you never change your avatar, It's always been that!

 

[kailus13]

For constantly adding more ways to die!

 

[staika]

I left you because I am a dog person

 

[staika]

I left you because you are too much of a free spirit!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I left you because I'm tired of you hacking my email account and using it to spam people.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because I haven't played enough New Vegas to justify my pre-order and buying all the DLC separately.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I left you because that's your own damn fault.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because the game sticks on the loading screen when I try to play.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I left you because you wouldn't let me fly you to work.

 

[staika]

I left you because your password was not strong enough

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because you kept forgetting your overly complicated password.

 

[kailus13]

I left you because you kept leaving the door unlocked.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left because you are too aggressive for me.