I left you because......

[Sacman]

Because that'd be a good reason not to break up with me... ;D

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you made a really bad dirty joke.

 

[Sacman]

Because everyone should be used to that by now...<.<

 

[Kae]

Because I'm used to it by now.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I've been used to it for a while.

 

[Ruedyn]

Because the intense never ending white makes my eyes boil and drip out, ruining my nice shirt.

 

[Nouw]

Because TMI!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you expressed a desire to hit me for no reason.
[sup]Honestly, that's one anime trope that's begun to get on my nerves.[/sup]

 

[Nouw]

Because you took things too fast.
[sub]Same here, but I'll enjoy it while my enjoyment lasts. It's still funny 5/6 times.[/sub]

 

[Headsprouter]

Because you're too big for your boots.

 

[Goofguy]

Because you never stop Dutch ovening me

 

[Doc Gnosis]

I left you because you insisted on using my bathtub for your whiskey brewing. At least let me in on it!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

For setting my house on fire.

 

[staika]

For having such a nice house to burn down

 

[Sacman]

For having a house that isn't fire proof...

 

[Teoes]

I left you because despite your affirmations, you can't dig it.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you stole all your tea.

 

[Sacman]

Because you can;t steal something that already belongs to you...

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're always on fire.

 

[Sacman]

Because you always set me on fire...<.<