I left you because......

[ShockValue]

Because you keep sprouting.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you looked at me funny.

 

[MrCollins]

I have terrible allergies to those flowers

 

[Sacman]

Because I'm tired now...

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're just the worst. Out of even the worst.

 

[Sacman]

Because I know you like bad guys anyway... ;p

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you don't even know the Sun God.

 

[Sacman]

Because lain is god...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're just saying words.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you're doing the same.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you are just the worst. Not the same as I said before though. Worse than that.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I'm the worst of the worst.

 

[Sacman]

Because she's just so bad...<.<

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because the moon is full and when it is full the queen turns into a werewolf so I must do my duty and flee for my life.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

I left you because you wanted to put me in a strait jacket.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

I left you because you never look at me in the eye. ;~;

 

[staika]

I left you because I am not a furry

 

[Doc Gnosis]

I left you because you can't seem to decide on anything.

 

[staika]

I left you because I don't have to decide on anything.

 

[staika]

because narwhals always cause your death