I left you because......

[MammothBlade]

Because you turned into a shape.

 

[staika]

Because you are a war criminal

 

[MammothBlade]

Because you wouldn't let me pull the trigger on those millions of innocents

 

[Teoes]

Because you're not S-rank yet.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you are probably.

 

[Sacman]

Because you spend more time with your husband in Fire Emblem than with me! D:
...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because I don't blame Shock at all.

 

[MammothBlade]

Because your earmuffs wouldn't protect me from the cold!

 

[Sacman]

For having a thing for guys with missing limbs... <.<

 

[MammothBlade]

For being the biggest Peeping Tom ever and spilling out my deepest darkest secrets!

 

[Sacman]

Because that happened like at right at the beginning of the show...<.<

 

[MammothBlade]

Because no-one actually knows because obscure anime.

 

[Sacman]

Because I watched it...<.<

 

[Teoes]

Because I'm convinced you're flickering faster today and it's just too much.

 

[GroovySpecs]

Because my cat doesn't like you.

 

[MammothBlade]

Because you should've gone to specsavers.

 

[Sacman]

For being naked all the time!
...

 

[MammothBlade]

For being a peeping tom, as usual.

 

[Sacman]

Because everyone is calling me a pervert now... -3-

 

[MammothBlade]

For not doing the sex offender shuffle.