I left you because......

[Barbas]

I left you because when you mention the "The Ashes", you are referring to the annual ritual wherein you go on an arson spree, torching every Australian pub in the city centre to the ground in an insane frenzy.

 

[Neuromancer]

You have been unfaithful, hound. I'll see you on my boat.

 

[Kae]

Because they have children with another person!

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you abandoned someone because they have children, despite the fact that they can't really support them themselves.

 

[Kae]

Because he expects me to care about people, what am I a person?

 

[Neuromancer]

Because I have a wife.

 

[Barbas]

Because you always rip the toilet seat out and throw it at the wall when you're done, which is rude.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you actually have feelings for my son.

 

[Kae]

Because his giant robots eat people's heads or something.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because love triangles is just what Shinji needs to develop as a character.

 

[Barbas]

Nothing personal, it just fits in with my machinations.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You're the most evil thing here since Rex...

 

[Barbas]

You kept waking up at four in the morning and screaming "OHSHI, OHSHI!!"

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You kept waking up at four in the morning and screaming "OHSHI, OHSHI!!"

That's because you kept poking my sides with a hot iron!

 

[Barbas]

Because you kept headbanging while I was trying to draw stickman art!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because your skin is cold like stone.

 

[Barbas]

Because you're electrifying, my chills be multiplying.

 

[Neuromancer]

For I had to go on a quest.

 

[Barbas]

Because I had to poke a man off a cliff.

 

[Neuromancer]

For you would never do that to me.