I left you because......

[SeanTheSheep]

Because you were old and rusty, you paint was flecked and your engine needed a good servicing.

Why did you leave me to rot in that bog?

 

[Pinkros]

Because I had a bad day.

Why did you leave me in the closet?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Because you were content there

Why did you leave me out of your life

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Because.... Your hair was much too sleek and I was jealous!

Why'd you kick me out of your life?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Why didn't I kick you out of my life?

Why...?!

 

[CounterAttack]

You electric-shocked me every time we touched.

Give me a reason...

 

[Roxas1359]

You never would take off your hood for me to say hello to your face.

Why did you leave me? I felt so heart broken.

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Every time I came home, you'd try to slice me!

Why'd you leave me feeling empty?

 

[Roxas1359]

I believe it was because of the slicing.

Why did you cheat on me?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Ok, so I cheat on Monopoly. So what?

Why did you go off and...leave?

 

[CaptainREBell]

Because I had to make like a tree.

What was the most significant factor in the downfall of our potential empire? (8 marks)

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

YOu ate my entire stash of Ramen..i needed that to take over Japan.

What did i do deserve your hate? I gave you everything

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Because... Your clown friend scares me!

Why...?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

You're always out trying to catch a bounty, you never spnd time with me.

Any reason?

 

[Fenreil]

You only ever saw me as a stuffed animal. I'm a tiger of the jungle on the inside!

Just...just go ahead and tell me.

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Because... Because your love of hunting is... Just too much.

Just tell me quick, like a Band-Aid.

 

[Ren3004]

You always want to rush things!
Why did you leave?

 

[Tiny116]

Because I'm fedup with the blasted rubber.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Ren3004]

Because you don't like rubber.

Why did you go away?

 

[Space Cowgirl]

Because the rubber chafes!

Whyyyyy?!