I left you because......

[SnootyEnglishman]

You got old to fast..


Why madam i provided you with love and care.

 

[TheBYOBGig]

Because you called me madam...

Seriously, what was your reason?

 

[Scde2]

Nobody tells me to BYOB. Cheapass.

Can you at least tell me why?

 

[ShockValue]

You kept incinerating me.

Why did you leave

 

[mcgroobber]

because your not a girl

but why did you have to go?

 

[TheBYOBGig]

I got tired of the SNL skits...

But why?

 

[LeonLethality]

You kept writing songs about random women I was getting jealous!

WHYYYYYYYY?!

 

[mcgroobber]

cuz i prefer your sister.

WHYY *cries

 

[TheBYOBGig]

Because that was MY sister...

I was dating you!?

 

[TheComedown]

yeah, but i got tired of having to make room your stupid bass in the bedroom

yeah.. so why did you leave me?

 

[LeonLethality]

You didn't like getting stabbed by knives!

Why would you do such a thing to me?! T.T

 

[TheComedown]

because you wanted to stab me... Geeze you not gonna get a steady relationship... ANY sort of relationship if you keep trying to stab people.

but you said you loved me

 

[TheBYOBGig]

Sorry mate, the music comes first...

This is sudden...Why?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Your music was horrible and i need proper entertainment.


This was unexpected would you care to explain.

 

[TheComedown]

yeah music, thats just a stupid bass tho

FINE, but can i know why?

 

[LeonLethality]

I'm sorry I'm married to my love of killing people...

*points a knife* WHY?!

 

[The Infinite]

Because you didn't smile all the time! Smiling is very important to me don't ya know.

WHY!?!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Because you kept refusing to see a dentist.


Why ma'am why

 

[Scde2]

I am not a ma'am.

Please! Don't leave me! Why would you do that?!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

YOu kept infusing yourself with Preposterone.


It was you. How could you do this??