I left you because......

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because you blew a hole in my house.

Why?

 

[Nouw]

I left you because you changed your name!

WHY??????

 

[Anarchemitis]

You never call.

Why

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Your robots suck.

Why?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you have a higher post count!

*sobs* Why?!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you keep trying to surpass it!

Why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You're always hitting on Nurse Joy!

Why...?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because Nurse Joy heals my battle wounds!

Why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you're always with her and you're never at home to see the Vulpixes!

Why...?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you always catch Vulpixes!!!

Why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you tried to kill my Vulpixes!

Why~?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you mistook grooming for stabbing!

Why?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you're always calling out pokemon names instead of mine!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you always fly so far away... The old "girl in every port" thing, is it? NOT ANYMORE!

Why?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you put coffee in my soup!

WHY?! O.0

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you turned bright red all of a sudden!

Porque?!

 

[Letitha]

je ne parle pas francais.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You named a Snorlax after me. That hurt.

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

You're fat, ugly, and I don't want to do it on a bridge! Stop asking!

For what reason, madame, did you choose to leave such a fine specimen as myself?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Clearly because you refuse to do it in erotic locations.

Why?