I left you because......

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You wouldn't get off of me!

Why did you go and leave me alone?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You kept giving me a cold shoulder even when i was already cold


Why WHY???!!!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

BECAUSE!!

I was not snooty enough for you
or anyone really
*siiiiigh*

why did leave me to my wallowing in vodka?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You gunned down my heart and left it to die in an alley. That's why.

Why did you leave me? ♥

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You kept telling me to shave my giant mustache...That's my image!!!


Why didst thou leave me and send me into a spiraling depression

 

[Guitar Gamer]

your race
namely
YOU SILLY ENGLISH TYPES
*continues to quote monty python*

why did you go go go go go go go go goodbye?

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

When you nearly shot me, again D:

Why'd you leave me for the kerrick baby D:

 

[Guitar Gamer]

er...............for or with?

why did you play a Kerrick like that?

 

[Nouw]

Because that mini-gun nearly loped my head off

Why?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

your spelling so atrocious

why did you leave me (try to be origional)

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

YOU ATE KIRBY! YOU EVIL EVIL MAN!!

Why did you leaveth thee?

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Because I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die. He just happened to be you...

Why did you run away, you could have walked?

[sub]It was meant to be for "the Kerrick, baby" I missed the comma >.>[/sub]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you were never there! I was always second to the time traveling!

Why'd you leave me like this?

 

[Kud]

Because I have aids.

Why did you leave me?!?!

 

[Jory]

Because you have AIDS

Why abandon me so?

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

I had to save the world, you just kept pulling me back!

I'd do anything for love, so why'd you leave ?

 

[Jory]

I was human, you were an appliance. It would never work.

It puzzles me as to your absence. Explain?

 

[Kud]

I wasn't gone at all, i was hiding in your santa hat.

WHERE THE FUCK WHERE YOU?!?!

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You kept zapping me with your crazy colored lasers and i can't handle mass panic on a daily basis unless i cause it


O i was left to wallow in a despair so hard and i must ask why?

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

Because you are all hat and no man.

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