I left you because......

[Guitar Gamer]

yout bearucratic ways left a bad taste in my mouth (among other things)

why did you leave me?

 

[Pimppeter2]

because you don't love America

Why did you leave me?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

because you constantly insisted that recite the pledge of aliegence to a country thaT I don't even like much less live in

and just what the hell was your excuse to go?

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

Don't get me wrong, I like head, but your body is.....well, kinda missing....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY?WHY?WHY?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You never stopped smoking like you promised!

Why did you leave me to drown in my tears?

 

[RanD00M]

Because the dramatic tension was just to little to bare.

Why the hell did you fucking leave me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You were way too aggressive.

Why'd you go and leave me?

 

[Julianking93]

Because you gave me the cold shoulder one too many times, you bastard!!

Why would you up and leave me?

 

[Metric Monkey]

Did you really expect a relationship with a thirteen year old to last?

Now why would you go and leave me?

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

My toolkits in IMPERIAL and you buy me METRIC SPANNERS???

what'd I do, baby?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

your dancing with what I assume is a man

ANOTHER MAN!!

*sob* why *sob* would *weeze* you *sob* leave me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You left me little choice. You were really a BLU spy.

Wh-why...?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

because

VAUDESS IS!!SPY

spy for our side but I kinda thought you died when I say a pyro where you were once

why did you walk out that door?

 

[Julianking93]

Because, you're a mass murderer.

Why leave me?

 

[therealsomeguy]

Because my other 12 partners found out about eachother and now i've gotta lay low for a few decades

My banker wants to know why you left me...he's an angry man so i would tell him

 

[Niko Stepz]

Because you eat and drink exclusively Scotch.

Why leave me ?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You stole my toast. It just wouldn't work out.

Why did you leave me~?

 

[therealsomeguy]

Because you ninja'd me...bastard

The cops were saying i killed you, so can you tell me why you left and where you are so they wont throw me in jail?

 

[Julianking93]

Because you never have time for me!! Its all about your music and that damn santa hat!!

Why? Why would you leave such a pretty face?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

because you seem to actually be a baby

and I can't abide having my enitre relationship to be babies

why did you leave RED team me?