I left you because......

[Penguins4Freedom]

You were always talking. Never stopped. NEver anytime for me. ONly chatter chatter nag and the nagging endless nagging chatter chatter laughter horrible horrible laughter. YOU NEVER STOPPED WITH THE HORRIBLE LAUGHTER! Just nag nag noise so much noise chatter nagnag shatter with the toilet seats washing tea washing handbags natter chag nag chatter *carried off into a van* *placed in straight jacket*

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

*blink**blink* I think you know why I left you.

Why did you get up and go?

 

[Ren3004]

I just went down to the market and when I came back you were gone!


WHY, OH WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Because you gave wood to another girl!

You swung away from me into her lap, why ?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

she was on RED team

why did you leave us?

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Because you fucked up my time jump! I went back and married your sister!

I dunno too much, including why you left me?!

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I couldnn't love oyu the way oyu deserved


why did you not pay me then leave?

 

[GodofDisaster]

I didn't have the money, plus your gun firing, was putting danger on myself and my family.

I must know why did you leave me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I was always worried that you wouldn't come home from the Soul Society!

Why'd you leave me in the rain?

 

[GodofDisaster]

Because I realised you were married. You should have told me.

Why did you leave me?

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Your last name was too long, seriously too long! [sub]Gay joke unintended[/sub]

Why'd you walk out on your 253 children?!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You abandoned me one too often with your time traveling! I was lonely all time.

Why did you walk out that door?

 

[Time Travelling Toaster]

Because you boarded up the window from my dynamic entry.

Why'd you climb out the cat flap?

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Because you were trying to force-feed me burnt toast.

Why did you teleport away?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

we're just 2 different Kerricks
and were just never meant to do whatever it is that Kerricks to for intimacy

why did you make me a SAAAAD Kerrrick?

 

[DuplicateValue]

You loved that gun more than you loved me!

You'd make a young blonde boy cry? Why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You were always being followed by your damn fangirls!

Why'd you go and leave me all alone?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I didn't actually
I was almost killed remember?

why didn't you come back to me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You left me all alone, not to forget I thought you were dead.

Why did you get up and leave, then never come back?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I was chasing the demoman as they say

why did you do the opposite of rick ashleys "never give you up"