I left you because......

[CounterAttack]

You aren't wearing a monocle.

Before you leave me for the last time, please... tell me why you're going...
[sub]God, I should put a lid on the melodramatics... but I love doing it.[/sub]

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I left you because your hat sucks!

For what reason have you departed?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

see I JSUT passed gas and it will get awkward really quick

wait...........................why are you going?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Cause it stinks in here.

Why did you throw all my stuff out of the window?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Think you can cheat on me? With Another Tsundere no doubt?!

Why did you get up and go?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You suddenly became a yandere.

Why did you abandon ship?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

I was just getting coffe but you were gone when I came back

why did you pack your stuff and take the car
walk out the door and not come back

 

[Disaster Button]

Your hair really isn't what it used to be and you're getting kind of doughy.

Why did you go and walk out the door why did you turn around now and make yourself not welcome anymore?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I thought you were a guy...I'm sorry.

You left me...why did you do it?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you are crazy.

You have disappeared. Why?

 

[CounterAttack]

I'm invisible, and not even you can see me.

You're walking out the door for the last time, and the reason why you're leaving is running through your mind...

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You always speak in lymeric form!

Why did we have to part ways?

 

[Birras]

Because your best freind filed a restraining order that won't allow me into a 100 yard radius around him. But you still hang out with him/her/them all the time.

Why won't you love me?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Cause your a deadly robot.

Why is it over?

 

[CounterAttack]

Because you push on without looking over your shoulder to see if I need help.

Why can't we just set aside our differences like we used to?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you turned out to have talons. Not cool.

Why did you leave?

 

[ctrl-alt-postal]

Oh, it's not over till the inquiry gets to the truth, my dear.

you ever be back?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Not likely, you old man.

Why won't you stand my me anymore?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you talk like a lout.

Why won't you stay?

 

[CounterAttack]

It's kinda like magnetism: we're both pushing each other apart.

Why do you have to go?