I left you because......

[BENZOOKA]

You stabbed me with a knife and the blood doesn't even seem to bother you!

Why o' why?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

It still hasn't gotten to you that wearing armor isn't fashionable anymore


Why didst you leave me in a sobbing mess?

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

Because you sob waaaaaaay too much. You flooded our house!

Why did you leave me to DIEEEEEEE......?

 

[Random Argument Man]

Because let's face it...You were only a support character in this sad little war story

Why did you leave the most awesome man in existence (a.k.a me)?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You're ALWAYS working. How is that healthy for the relationship?

Why'd you go and leave me all alone?

 

[Neonbob]

You never cleaned up after your killings. I got sick of bleaching the carpet.

Why, oh WHY would you leave meeeee?

 

[NeoAC]

Because I really wanted some Olive Garden, but I forgot they closed the restuarant here, so I went to Italy to get some.

Ow! Why?

 

[Neonbob]

Because your spinning necktie hit me in the face every time I tried to cuddle you!
[sup]NEO! Hi![/sup]

Why would you put me in a cell and leave?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Your plans got in the way of our love!

Why'd you walk out that door?

 

[NeoAC]

Because I had to stop Bob from nuking the whales again.
[sub]Hi Bob! Been a while![/sub]

Why are you making me leave you again?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you stepped on my hamster collection!
[sup]It has indeed!
How has life been?[/sup]

Why did you desert me?

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Because you look better in a hood than I do.
Why did you make the biggest mistake of your life?

 

[NeoAC]

Because the ballots were confusing, I though I was voting for Gore!
[sup]Good, good, back at university now so, getting busy again.[/sup]

Why are you leaving me?

 

[fanklok]

because your canadian

I can't believe your doing this, if you go through with it I'm killing myself

 

[NeoAC]

Because it just wouldn't work. You know because I'm a vegetarian, and you're death...

Oh why won't you come home?

 

[FalloutForever]

You're Canadian

Why did you desert me biatch?

 

[Random Argument Man]

Because you have no respect towards canadians.

Why did you leave me?

 

[ThreeWords]

Because you argue so much

Why did you leave me?

 

[Pm0n3y]

Well, i had to. If I didn't, you would've eaten my face off.

Wait...Your Leaving...Why?!?
*starts to sob* No, wait! Don't go! *starts bawling* I can change baby...
[sup]yeah, i'm a emotional wreak...[/sup]

 

[Strid]

I'm sorry...I just remembered I was asexual. *starts singing creep by radiohead*

I'm fine with you leaving, but can I get a reason why?