I left you because......

[Neonbob]

You kept biting my fingers during the night! It's very distracting, you know.

Why aren't you here?

 

[Sigel]

You are just too much man for me with your nukes and your "nuke".

Why did you leave me?

 

[Neonbob]

Well, you just admitted that you couldn't take me

Why did you tell me to fuck off?

 

[GodofDisaster]

You missed our Christmas party for Whale hunting.

You Also missed my birthday for Whale hunting.

You also missed my cousin's wedding (which she kindly invited you to) for what More fucking Whale hunting.

And that's why I left you Bob to much Whale hunting.

Why did you leave?

 

[Neonbob]

You wouldn't. Fucking. Stop. Reciting. Random. Fucking. Numbers.
It was INFURIATING.


Why have you left?

 

[Disaster Button]

You were caught jerking it by my grandma and you didn't fucking stop.

Why, why, why, Delilah?

 

[Neonbob]

You never let me push your button the way I wanted to!

Why have you vanished from my life?

 

[Random Argument Man]

For one...

Why did you leave me?

 

[Neonbob]

I couldn't keep up with all the conflicts! You just kept making them up out of nowhere!

Why did you leave me?

 

[Random Argument Man]

I had to leave you for some Nazi killin. I founded a nice girl in France.

Why did you leave me all alone during that night?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you were in France. I'm...not allowed there anymore.

Why did you put me in such a nasty place while you left forever?

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because the Joker carried me away to the insane asylum.

Why did you leave me so?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you were never satisfied with my peaceful setup, and always wanted to light more lovely things on fire.

Why did you erase my memory and leave?

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because you saw something that you shouldn't have seen. *cough*

Why did you break my leg and leave me there?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Because I suspect you've got a crush on that queer in the green dress.

Why do you hate me? WHYYY!?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you refused to start lighting up moths as well!
Your hair is just too hideous.

Why did you kick me out into the street?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Because you refused to listen to my warnings.

WHYYYYYYYY!? *cries*

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because you keep crying after we make love.

Why did you leave me? *puppy dog eyes*

 

[Neonbob]

You left a match lit in the wrong place. And the house burned down.

Why did you leeeave?

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because my voices told me to.

Why did you leave me with this psycho?!