I left you because......

[Neonbob]

Because I have voices too, you know!
They tell me to do things sometimes!
But I don't always listen!

Why did you leave me alone forever in this void of despair?

 

[FieryButterfly]

because you always seem to leave the bathroom door open.

Why did you leave me on the curb with only $2?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Because I needed the rest of your money and you'd only whine.

Tell me why, so I can punch you afterwards.

 

[FieryButterfly]

*cowers* because.. because your mother makes too many cookies.
WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you killed all of my pets!
I liked my pets!

Why did you take my hat and leave?

 

[maddawg IAJI]

Because it looks better on me.

Why did you tie me to the flagpole and leave?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you tried to bite me every time I wanted to be physical!

Why did you strand me in the desert?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Because you stole from my dead cousin who you raped while you made a clone have sex with me and propose to me.

Why did you smash my guitar and dump me in the middle of the desert?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because you didn't respect my feelings and let me be who I want to be
Why did you break my heart and leave me?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Cause it's fun to smash things, and your heart was just lying there. Then you were dead so there were no point.

Why did you steal my pants and leave me on the street with a pair of transvestites?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Same reason, it's fun to smash things and you were dead, so what's the point?
Why did you leave me for that dirty skank-whore of a slut?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Because that "slut" was your hot twin, and she had a better personality than you!

Why did you leave me in the forest with the werewolf?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because I went off with your hot twin, and the werewolf was my twin, you went there yourselves.
Why did you go off with my brother?
For the second time?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Because he knows what I likes.

Why did you chain me to the top of the Empire State Building?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Because you have a habit of tying me up, and your sense of clothing is awful.

Why did you leave me with no chocolate?

 

[Julianking93]

Because you won't stop screaming at me.

Why leave poor little me?

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Because you're so childish.

Why would you hurt me so bad?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because you were too obsessed with your little robot and never payed attention to me!
*cries*
WHY!?!?!?!?

 

[FalloutForever]

Because you suck at posting.

Why the fuck you leave me?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you never paid enough attention to me!
You were always playing your games!
Even when I wanted to play them!

Why have you left?