I left you because......

[SeanTheSheep]

Because I met someone else, someone who cares about me, and doesn't beat me when I burn dinner!
Why did you leave me, cold and alone?

@FalloutForever Please, describe the ways I suck at posting, and I will try to improve.

 

[Neonbob]

Because you were never willing to take any initiative, and just stood in the snow, watching me go off. You never deserved me.
[sup]I'd imagine he said that as part of the game, sean.[/sup]

Why would you leave me?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because you made me really sleepy, and I went to bed.
[sub]I know, I was adding "dramaz"[/sub]
Why did you leave me

 

[Neonbob]

Because you tried to grab my leg. I'm not into that sort of thing. I'm very iffy about contact.
[sup]<_<
I knew that.
Really.
>_>[/sup]

Why did you lock me in a cage and drive away?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I was tired of being attacked by hippies whenever we went out!

Why did you leave me on my lonesome?

 

[Shapsters]

Might have something to do with that blood on your pants...

Why did you leave ME!?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you were hardly ever around, and that damn cat tried to kill me!

Why have you forsaken my love?

 

[Vrex360]

Because you keep nuking endangered marine mammal life!!!

Why, pray why, did you leave my side?

 

[Shapsters]

Because according to District 9, I can turn into one of you guys if I have sex! No thanks!

Why did you break my heart?!

 

[Neonbob]

Because you vanished after the first time we played together!

Why did you step on my love?

 

[Vrex360]

Again, I cannot love someone who hurts me and whales so much.

Why did you destroy my soul by leaving my life? WHYYYYYYYY?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you really can't...y'know...*mumbles about something vaguely sexual*
Yeah.
<_<

Why did you leave me all aloooone?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

you wouldn't stops copies me!

why's you's go's?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

your obssessed with your guitar

Why did you leave?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

you took teddy

why's did you go's?

 

[Guitar Gamer]

you changed the background of your avatar

why did you g-g-g-g-g-go
out that d-d-d-d-d-door?

 

[NeoAC]

Because you stutter. Duh.

Why you leave me girl? Why you leave me?

 

[Neonbob]

Because I cannot stand being with someone so damn far away!

Why did you ditch me?

 

[BENZOOKA]

You threw a whale at me

Why did you leave?

 

[Neonbob]

You shot my canary with an RPG!

Why did you leave me and turn off the heat?