I left you because......

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You were too damn cute, you had other girls all over you, all the time!

Why did you go and spoil it all and leave me?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

I ran out of tomato's to throw at you..


Why did you leave me and have me in a spiral of madness

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You claimed that you were too snooty for me!

Why did you go and leave?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

IT ISN'T MY FAULT MILK SPOILS WHEN YOU LEAVE IT OUT OVERNIGHT!! And I left you because I didn't deserve you.
Why did you lock the cat-flap and leave me outside?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

We're just different people. Not to mention a relationship with a kitten is questionable.

Why did you leave me to cry?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because you wouldn't try to work past our differences, and get along.
Why did you leave me in the middle of the woods?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you ate the last of the cat food, and I had wanted to fry it up and serve it with potatoes!

Why did you renounce your love for me?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You put your whale hate before us!

Why did you get up and go?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you kept getting blood stains over all of my clothes!
I always told you to wash our stuff separately, but you never listened, and the cops kept questioning me about murders that weren't me!

Why did you go?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Because you didn't let me push the button to nuke the whales, you had to do it yourself.
Why did you abandon me, when I needed you the most?

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

You kept liberating my army of cat mercenaries. I need all the armies i can get

I said i loved you and i was kicked in my balls WHY??

 

[Julianking93]

You're too self righteous and snooty!

Why leave me in my lonesome when I said I loved you?

 

[GodofDisaster]

You spent far to much time building your models. When you should have been building our relationship.

Why did you leave, I thought our bond was special?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you never oiled that fucking walker!
And it. fucking. Squeaked.

Why did you flee?

 

[Viking Incognito]

Because you went "incognito" too much.

That's right, I caught you.

Why did you leave me?

My cover is blown!!!

 

[hudsonzero]

you never left the gym

why did leave me

 

[Hussmann54]

poor grammer skills.

Why am I alone at the beach nowadays...

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You never found time for me. You were always being stalked because of that damn meme.

Why am I all alone?

 

[Ren3004]

Because you never washed the ketchup stains off your dress.


Love of my life, why did you hurt me?

 

[Neonbob]

Because you only stood there, waving in the breeze. You never actually seemed to care about us.

Why have you decided life is better without me?