I left you because......

[SnootyEnglishman]

YOu kept having that eyeball thing spying on me.

Why did you go and leave me again

 

[Nouw]

Because I dont like Snooty people

Why???

 

[Neonbob]

Because you wouldn't get rid of that stupid floating asshole!

Why did you leave meeee?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you blew up a small island!

Why are you going?

 

[Irridium]

You said you were younger...

Why must I row my boat all alone?

 

[Nouw]

Because I can't see your avatar properly

Oh Why my dearest? Why?????

 

[FieryButterfly]

Because my love- *stops and thinks* I just couldn't stand the way you shoved your tongue down my throat every time we kissed.

Oh my dear WHY WHY?

 

[Irridium]

You always hid behind your monitor when I was talking to you.

Why must I lay in my animal furs alone?

 

[LeonLethality]

Sorry I need a man that can commit to one colour

Why did you shove me onto the street and break my heart?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You were always off on quests! I've never been so lonely before!

Why did you leave me to cry?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you wouldn't stop saying your name in bed!

Why'd you pack your bags and go?

 

[biscuit86]

because the voices inside my head had a fight with the voices in your head

why did you derail my train of love?

 

[NeoAC]

Cause I wanted that penny to be flattened.

Why? Why??? WHHHYYYYYYYYY?

 

[IMrAngryPantsI]

You always want to be on top, and it really hurts when you weigh 3 tons.

Why?

 

[biscuit86]

it seemed like a good idea at the time

whyfore have you left me?

 

[Cherry Cola]

You smell of elderberries!

You know I'm going to cut off your penis after leaving me like this, right?

 

[biscuit86]

I like my penis being attached to me

is it too late?

 

[SeanTheSheep]

Yes, it was since you slept with my transvestite brother.
Why did you give me a seizure and run?

 

[Irridium]

You tried to crawl up my ass.

Why must I eat my meals in the bathtub alone?

 

[Cherry Cola]

Because I have my own bathtub filled with naked ladies!

Why didn't you let me break up with you?