I left you because......

[TheDoctor455]

Because I hate dogs.

Why did you run away screaming "The knuckles! The horrible raven-knuckles!"?

 

[MrJKapowey]

I had a sudden vision. I needed to get the brain bleach.

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I think you're a cylon.

Why?

 

[MrJKapowey]

IDK what a Cylon is and your constant talk of them was driving me insane.

Why?

 

[Scde2]

For health reasons.

Por Que?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For already established reasons.

Why?

 

[MrJKapowey]

Your face is a mass of scratches and scars.

Why?

 

[Scde2]

Because you don't even have 500 posts yet.

WHY?

 

[MrJKapowey]

Because now I DO!
(500th post)
Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

For being a frakkn' toaster.
(see Battlestar Galactica to get that)

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I just can't deal with your catnip addiction anymore.

Why?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Because your incessant need for yarn kept me from getting shit done.

Why?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I would never leave you! But I guess if I had to leave, it'd be because of my jealousy over you getting the haiku badge..

Why, damnit, why??!!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You... you... YOU TOOK AWAY MY CHOCOLATE!!!

Why?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

You slept with my best friend. My bets friend was also your SISTER!

Why? I thought we had something special!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm sorry...you give me seizures.

...B-But why?!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because your mouth was always hanging open and drooling.

Why did you sleep with Dan?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because I was tired of catching you in this scenario! [http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Dr%20Manhattan%202.JPG]

...Can't we talk about this?

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'm sorry but I'm allergic to alliteration.
*Cough*
dam.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

I was tired of there always being toast on fire.

I see...