I left you because......

[VaudevillianVeteran]

...For the things you did to our pets... Saxophones do not belong there!

What happened, darling?

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

We could't decide on who was going to pay for dinner.

Please tell me what I did wrong!!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I was tired of catching you in this scenario! [http://goodcomics.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/Dr%20Manhattan%202.JPG]

...Can't we talk about this?

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to distress you. I thought you liked this. I just don't know what stimulates you anymore.

OT:
Because you're so tiny that it felt like I was going out with a child... creeped me out.

Why did you leave me?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I'm sorry, it's just...the depths of infinity with the height of omnipotence?

I thought you loved me!

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

I'm sorry...You're just so black and white about everything! So bland!

...What are you doing with those suitcases?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you ninja'd me.

Why did you leave?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Well, combined with your double-teaming, interplanetary cheating and leaving the seat up, I just don't think it was going to work...

Why?!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You spoke.

Why?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Because I'm...I'm...water-type...

Are you...are you leaving me?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I hate being ninja'd.

Why are you throwing things at me?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you think you're better than everyone everywhere from all time. Your ego could fill the multiverse.

Why?

 

[SckizoBoy]

Because you like Hugh Jackman!

Why am I so difficult for you to get on with?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I'm sorry, it's the scythe. It's just too...Scythey.

What do you mean "We need to talk"?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You kept hypnotizing the dog. He hates that!

[sub]Why, tell me why?![/sub]

 

[SckizoBoy]

You never let me cut your hair!!

Was I so shallow to you?!

 

[TheDoctor455]

YES! All you ever talk about is reaping me!

Why did let the Spice flow on me?

 

[Scde2]

Because you were supposed to dye your hair and shave your body, not the other way around.

Why leave me?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you stole my money to get cocaine.

Why'd you go?

 

[xMelior]

Because I'm not into pointy ears.

Why did you leave me?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I hate coffee.

Why did you ask me to make you explode?