I left you because......

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you're blue and strange.

Why'd it end?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you wouldn't let me re-structure your library's atomic structure.

Why?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you wanted to re-structure my library's atomic structure?

Why'd you leave me?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you are too ashamed of me to introduce me to your family.

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because there wasn't a relationship to begin with.

Why?!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because Pokemon was, is, and will always be stupid.

Why do you want me to go to Mars?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you never wore pants.

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

For only dating me for my junk.

Why?

 

[i don't know]

For walking/flying around without any pants making it hard to NOT see your junk, please put something on!

how could you?

 

[TheDoctor455]

You tried to skin and eat my cat, you sick fuck.

Why didn't you kill the pyro?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because we're on the same team.

Why did you leave?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You had no more Vodka.

Why'd you leave me?

 

[TheDoctor455]

You wouldn't stop badgering me to will Vodka into existence for you.
I'm not a vending machine.

Why did you sleep with Rorschach?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

He had Vodka.

Why'd you leave me for the Zerg?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because Kerrigan is hot. [http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS1Upre5q9389gtqhdtXQ2908IGnlz-KLa87_lML1gyj-aA1vVt]

Why did you leave me for the Orks?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I don't like you. And you spell Orc wrong.

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you clearly haven't played Warhammer 40K, there "Orc" IS spelled "Ork".

Why?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Because 40k is awesome.

Why'd you kill my Ethereal?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because it was going to kill me!

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you changed to an avatar that still may not be wearing pants.

Why?