I left you because......

[Admiral Stukov]

Because you didn't accept the Greater Good.

Why?

 

[i don't know]

Because we're on the same team.

Why did you leave?

At least someone's not breaking down my door with GET AWAY FROM THE WINDOWS! DIE! *burns angry mob*

OT: because your mustache was better than mine.

Spoiler: Pyro-stache

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Because you didn't have a top hat to match the mustache and monocle.

Whyyyyyy!?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you accused me of treason!

Why did you try to frame me?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

To win Adama's favor. And the tiny detail of it being true.
Not to say that I'm passed forgiveness.

Why did you get Galactica to make a futile attempt at destroying the Aleksander?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because your crew is full of assholes?

Why'd it end?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I wasn't sure if you were real or not.

Why did you plant a chip in my head?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

There is no chip.

Why was I killed by my best friend? (Indirectly, but still!)

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because he was a jerk.

Why are you a pile of pixels?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Because I choose too.

Why is doc always trying to get me killed?!

 

[i don't know]

Because that isn't Doc, its a SPYro. *backstabs, Stukov bursts into flames*

why did we go off-topic?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Because of Doc.

Why!?

 

[TheDoctor455]

For blaming me for something AGAIN.

Why do you keep blaming me for everything?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Bcause it's your fault.

Why don't you take responsibility?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I can prove that I didn't do anything you say I did!

Why won't you just let me get back to work on the Cylon detector?

 

[Impluse_101]

Because your Mustache gives you strength

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because are simply too adorable to be real.

Why?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You have an imaginary Cylon in your head.

Why'd you kick me out?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you kept trying to make me try vodka.

Why?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I was trying to make nice after crashing at your place, killing/enslaving your neighbors.

Why won't you be my wingman?