I left you because......

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 2, 2011

Your post count emasculates me.

Why?

VaudevillianVeteran · Feb 2, 2011

Because three is a crowd!

Why?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 2, 2011

Because your tricky nature is annoying.

Why?

VaudevillianVeteran · Feb 2, 2011

Because you're not really from Udrogoth!

Why?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 2, 2011

Because you doubt my origin story!

Why?

VaudevillianVeteran · Feb 2, 2011

Because you told me you were a Dalish elf!

Why?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 2, 2011

Because you really are an Invisagoth!

Why?

Gamegodtre · Feb 2, 2011

because you keep blasting off!

Why?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Feb 2, 2011

Because you used a really old reason!

Why?

TheDoctor455 · Feb 2, 2011

Because you tried to force me to like pokemon.

Why?

Sassafrass · Feb 2, 2011

Because you aren't David Tennant.

Why? *Cries*

Last of the Chinchillas · Feb 2, 2011

Because you didn't have the endurance or leather straps that I needed.

Why?

Sassafrass · Feb 2, 2011

Because you didn't bring the mustard!

Why did you break my heart in two?!

Last of the Chinchillas · Feb 2, 2011

Because I could never love a man with hair that curly.

Why are you doing this to me?!

Sassafrass · Feb 2, 2011

Because you spend more time with that trout then you do me!

Why did ya leave me, Delilah?

Last of the Chinchillas · Feb 2, 2011

Because you wouldn't let me cover you in marmalade.

Why won't you come back?

MrJKapowey · Feb 2, 2011

Because you've got my keys dumbass!

Why did you leave!

Xpwn3ntial · Feb 2, 2011

Because I wanted to go home.

Why?

Sassafrass · Feb 2, 2011

Because you kept breaking into my bedroom and threw a snake at me!

Why did you leave me for that thing?

AwesomeExpress · Feb 2, 2011

Because you keep giving me that look! You're doing it now!!

.....w-why??