I left you because......

[Sassafrass]

Because you kept trying to show me your space shuttle!

Why did you hurt my feelings so?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you kept glomping me.
It was really creepy...

Why?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you're not really Spider-Man!

 

[Sassafrass]

Because you weren't the droid I was looking for.

Why did you leave me?!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because you're not really Spider-Man!

Do you have any idea who this avatar is?

OT:
Because you kept shouting at me.

Why did you keep shouting at me?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you're continuously looking for droids! Aren't I enough?!

I'm not shouting at you!

Why, baby?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because asking me to dress up in a nappy was taking it too far!

Why did you leave me?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you always take things the wrong way!

W.H.Y.?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you're just too awesome.

Why M C A?

 

[Sassafrass]

Because you'll never compare to Stephanie~~~ *Sighs* [http://www.poultrygeistmovie.com/images/press-photos/lloyd_kaufman/lk_with_gun_up_dress.jpg]

Why is it that I walk in, you throw a suitcase at me and leave?

 

[Scde2]

Because I was coming right back...

Why aren't you here, cuddling with me?

 

[Eumersian]

Because that's nasty, now put some pants on.

Whywhywhy

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You were in close proximity to Scde a moment ago.

Why?

 

[Scde2]

Because you think I have a disease.

Fuck off! Why did you leave me?

 

[ShockValue]

Because you live in the past!

Why?

 

[Scde2]

Because you fail!

Why?

 

[ShockValue]

Because you suck!

Why?

 

[Scde2]

Because you overcharge worse than I do.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you don't realize that I provide better service!

why?

 

[Scde2]

Because you're my best customer!

Why?