I left you because......

[Scde2]

FOR TEH LULZ.

Y LEAVE ME!?

 

[Sacman]

No reason...<.<

Why would you do this?

 

[Scde2]

Because you are an embarrassment to humanity. Aliens would wipe us all out just because of you. You are simply a waster of space and air. You aren't even worthy enough to be considered an animal, let alone human.

Why you run away crying?

 

[Sacman]

Because... I already have low self esteem ;_;

Y u do dis?

 

[Scde2]

Because you were too happy.

NO WHY, WHY!?

 

[Sacman]

You're not in a band...<.<

Why would you do this to me?

 

[Scde2]

You never tried to take advantage of me in a vulnerable state.

Why are you being a meany?

 

[Sacman]

I was sleeping with your brother...

Why are we no longer together?

 

[Scde2]

You were sleeping with me while I was asleep.

Why you tell me to fuck off?

 

[Sacman]

I never told you that it was the imaginary talking monkey knuckle that lives in my head...<.<

Why d- Mongeepourcuffeeinmyboots!!!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I'm a c-c-c-c-c-cccombo breaker!

Why?

 

[scorptatious]

I don't know. I just felt like it.

WHY?!?!?!??

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Because I found a new love. A natural true love that comes from a little green leaf.

What's happened to us?... ;_;

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You shot me. In the heart.

Why is it all over?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You managed to shoot down a Robotech fighter with my secret lover inside.

Why?

 

[Letitha]

You had a secret lover.

Why oh why!?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you don't know how to make Strawberry Vibe!

Why, could you please tell me?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You run on batteries.

Why?

 

[Scde2]

Because you said I can't have you as my background.

Why?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Because you care for yourself more than for me.

Why?