I left you because......

[Eumersian]

Yes.

???????

 

[Sacman]

I need to go solo for a bit...<.<

Spoiler

Y...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because it was a number one pencil.

Why?

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Because you ate my cookie!

But why?

 

[Scde2]

You smell.

Why?

 

[Sacman]

You play too much Civilization...

Y?

 

[Eumersian]

You play too much Half-Life.

 

[Scde2]

You eat too much fiber.

Why?

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Because you talk in caps.

Why?

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Because you love another.

Why?

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Because your heart is cold.

*whispers* I still love you though!

(I need to learn how to do small type. Damn BB code!)

Why?

 

[Sacman]

You don't like my hair...

Y?

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Because I am too, too shy!

Why?

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Because you like it that way.

Why?

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Because I was alone that night, and prettier and skinnier... you missed out, babe.

Why did you leave so fast after our first date?

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Because it wasn't as good an idea as a fivesome... with the other three being black dudes... mmm...

Why did you spit in my lime cordial?

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Because you weren't willing to appear on camera.

Why didn't you go to the strip club with me?

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Because it would ruin my sexy night.

Why didn't you approve of me killing that checkout chick?

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Because I needed to use the drivethrough carwash first.

Why didn't you want me to smoke pot?

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Because I wanted a vampire and a witch. They're much cooler!

Why did you sacrifice my guppy?