I left you because......

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Because you were talking to my dad, and I'd told him you were a Health Inspector... much more evil...

Why didn't you introduce me to your mum?

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Because I know you swing both ways, if the temptation is great enough.

Why didn't you like your dog seeing me naked?

 

[SkyeNeko]

because every time he humps my leg, i know hell be thinking of you.

why dont you approve of guys hitting on me over the internet?

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Because they're fat. And wear cheetos dust for clothes.

Why did you suggest I smash my face through a glass window?

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Because that meant I had to clean the whole place again. >=(

But... Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I could never tell if I was kissing you or your latest mistress who stumbled in the dark.

Why?

 

[PixelKing]

Surprize tactics.

Why did you eat my ybox361?

 

[Eumersian]

Because I thought you'd never ask.

Why did you steal my only pants?

 

[PixelKing]

I lost mine.

Why did you make my head explode?

 

[Eumersian]

Because I wrote a program for that specific purpose, and needed some sad sack to test it out on.

Why did you leave me?

 

[PixelKing]

I like macdonalds you like burger king

Why did you buy a wii?

 

[Eumersian]

Because I hate your family.

Why?

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Because you used my accounts without my permission.

So, what exactly are you trying to tell me?

 

[canucmeh]

I left you because you killed Spock.

Why did you leave meh?

 

[canucmeh]

Because IMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR!!!!!!!!!!

Why would you think I was going to kill you?

 

[Eumersian]

Because you have that rife at me.

The person below is done with their work.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I never really was on your side.

Why?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because a I'm tired of you suggesting a threesome with Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny!

Wh-Why...?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Ignores Dark*

Ha, how does it feel? JERK!

Because a I'm tired of you suggesting a threesome with Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny!

Wh-Why...?

Because I saw you and Brock during that "Pokemon breeding" session.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

Because you overreacted about me breeding our Skitty with his Wailord!

Why~?