I left you because......

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 27, 2011

Because you did not destroy Dark for saying such things!

Why is it ending?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 27, 2011

Because you said something dirty.

Why is the house on fire?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 27, 2011

Because I have tape on my glasses.

Why did you bend my glasses frame so much?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 27, 2011

Because I will be able to... when I banish these shadows.

Why is it so dark in here?

Scde2 · Feb 27, 2011

Because a certain someone didn't pay the electric bill.

Why u mad?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 27, 2011

Because you just killed a kitten!

Why did you do that?!

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 27, 2011

I don't do that.

Why are you mistaking me for someone else?

Scde2 · Feb 27, 2011

Because I am not the emo you are looking for.

Why did you sell me to a bunch of Chinese businessmen?

Doc Gnosis · Feb 27, 2011

They said they could give me a meditation bowl.

Now, what in heavens name were you thinking!?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 27, 2011

I was thinking that I like pie.

What do you mean that pie was never invented in this universe?!

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 27, 2011

Because some lewd images came up in a google search despite having strict filtering...

How did that happen?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 27, 2011

I'm trying to cut all your tentacles off, followed by incinerating you.

How is that mean?!

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 27, 2011

You do bad things to schoolgirls.

Why?!

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 27, 2011

I'm more concerned with who you keep confusing me with.

Why are you constantly confusing me for someone less clean?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 27, 2011

Because you killed my HDD.

Why did you destroy everything?

Sacman · Feb 27, 2011

You flirt with lesbians too much...

Y?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Feb 27, 2011

Because you're a creep.

Why are you so strange?

Doc Gnosis · Feb 27, 2011

I don't know what you're talking about. <_<

Why'd you leave me with that axe murderer?!

Xpwn3ntial · Mar 1, 2011

Because you have an odd fixation with following me around.

Why?

SckizoBoy · Mar 1, 2011

Because you broke our prenuptial agreement (that clearly mentioned that everything belonged to me).

Y?