I left you because......

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you called me Hun!

Why did you call me a Hun!?

 

[dalek sec]

It was meant to be like "honey"! *groans*

Why did you just leave like that in the middle of everything!?

 

[springheeljack]

I left you because your no good
why did you leave darlin?

 

[Eumersian]

Because your birth certificate says "Jesus Winthrop Aljimani", which is not correct.

Whyyyyy?

 

[dalek sec]

Cause the sex is awful!

Why did you leave me baby? D:

 

[Doc Gnosis]

Because you tried to kill me. >_<

Why!?

 

[i don't know]

Because life has lost all meaning. *leaps off building*

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you done died.

 

[dalek sec]

I left because you're dead!

Why did you leave me baby?

 

[dalek sec]

Because your breasts are tiny! D:

Why did you let the bathtub overflow?

 

[dalek sec]

Because I like making fun of the girl in your avatar!

Why do never pick up the mail from the mail box?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because your giant chest cannons scare me.

Why?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Because I don't wanna.
Why don't you do it?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I remember you! STOP GETTING INTO MY BASEMENT!

Why?

 

[dalek sec]

Cause you're always so damn emo! D:

Why baby, why?

 

[dalek sec]

You make sex boring! D:

Why baby?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because your hair is too short! And you don't have March Mayhem in your avatar!

*puppydogeyes* *lipquiver* *singletear* ..why??

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because your avatar looks really good!

Why?!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Because you always thought my avatar was the only that looked good!

..Why??!?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you're so easy to stab.

Why?