I left you because......

[Malo_Tux]

Because you HAVE a tattoo of my face on your back!

WHY!?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you stand outside of my door, shouting bad poetry you wrote in middle school!

Why is it over?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you can't play the saxapet.

Why?

 

[dalek sec]

You stole my Horus Heresy novels! D:

Why did you leave me baby?

 

[dalek sec]

Because you pushed me down the stairs!

Why did you do it!?

 

[dalek sec]

You stole my porn!

Why did you do this?!

 

[dalek sec]

Cause I'm tired of tripping over your yaoi!

Why baby why!?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you tried to sell me to a pedo!

Why?!

 

[Sacman]

You're too disapproving...

Y?

 

[Sacman]

You stole my Warden documents...<.<

Y?

 

[Sacman]

Not enough of a small defenseless child...

Y?

 

[Sacman]

For being a god... but not of Rock...<.<

Y?

 

[Sacman]

Because it's almost time for me to go to sleep... just one more song...

Y?

 

[Sacman]

Because it's been raining here...

Y?

 

[Sacman]

Because you don't love me anymore... you just said that...<.<

Why did you stop whipping me?

 

[Sacman]

Because you we're gagging me too tight and I couldn't wake the neighbors...<.<

Y?

 

[Sacman]

Because I was gagged...<.<

Y?

 

[Malo_Tux]

Because you wouldn't play Monster Hunter with me.

Why?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you thought I was part of an orgy.

Why?

 

[Eumersian]

Because "The Occasionally Unexpected Gropings" is a great name for a rock band.

Why?!?1?!