I left you because......

Troublesome Lagomorph · Apr 3, 2011

Because you seem to be the only one around.

Why is it ending again?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Apr 3, 2011

You said then instead of than.

A divorce? Why?

Caileena · Apr 3, 2011

Because I'm a horrible person.

Caileena · Apr 3, 2011

Because all you ever do is disapprove!

Caileena · Apr 3, 2011

Because you hate fun.

Caileena · Apr 3, 2011

Because when I first met you I thought you were a girl, ok?!

Caileena · Apr 3, 2011

Darkspectar said:
... Really?

Why?

All I saw was the pic so, ya know, assumed. Quickly found out that assumption was wrong.

Caileena · Apr 3, 2011

Because your mother is insufferable

Caileena · Apr 3, 2011

Because you're too vanilla.

Caileena · Apr 3, 2011

Because you always want to cuddle.

Eumersian · Apr 5, 2011

Because you can be a real meanie sometimes!

YHTRAK?

LFC Scouser · Apr 5, 2011

Because you are a *****

Y

Eumersian · Apr 6, 2011

Because your face smells like cabbage.

Why would you? How could you? lolwut?

Dango · Apr 6, 2011

Because you don't have a face.

Why?

AwesomeExpress · Apr 6, 2011

Because you're faceist!

Why??

Eumersian · Apr 6, 2011

Because you're not funny. My dog Mittens said so!

YHW?

Dango · Apr 6, 2011

Because I question your sanity.

Why?

Eumersian · Apr 6, 2011

Because I only wanted you for your body. Then you got in that accident?

YY?

Troublesome Lagomorph · Apr 6, 2011

Because you only wanted me for my body.

Why is it over?
Edit:

Eumersian said:
YHW?

I c wut u did thar.

Baby Eater · Apr 6, 2011

Because you told me wearing the mailman's skin in bed was a turn off.

Prude >.>

WRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYY!? (Cookie for reference)