I left you because......

Troublesome Lagomorph · Apr 6, 2011

Because I can't remember the exact character's name right now.

Why?

Baby Eater · Apr 6, 2011

Because you can't remember the great Dio Brando.

Why?

Caileena · Apr 6, 2011

Because you burned the roast.

Caileena · Apr 6, 2011

Because you wouldn't stop quoting Buffy.

Caileena · Apr 6, 2011

Because you equate porn to classical theater.

Caileena · Apr 6, 2011

Because you ate my cat!

Caileena · Apr 6, 2011

Because you left me first! You and your sleep.

Eumersian · Apr 6, 2011

Because I'm a jerk sometimes.

Y?

Sliverwings · Apr 6, 2011

You gave me crabs!

WHY!?

Sir Prize · Apr 6, 2011

Because romance is dead.
Why?

Sliverwings · Apr 6, 2011

Because you overcooked the roast!

Why?

Eumersian · Apr 6, 2011

Because you ain't around for my love!

Why did you leave?

Redlin5_v1legacy · Apr 6, 2011

I'm not gay.

Why?

AwesomeExpress · Apr 6, 2011

Because you're always wearing my pants!

Why-e-l-l-o!

darkapothem2000 · Apr 6, 2011

Because of poorly written fanfiction wherein I journeyed to the mystical Planet Hempulon and never returned

Why did you leave me?

AwesomeExpress · Apr 6, 2011

Because you read fanfiction.

Why?

Eumersian · Apr 6, 2011

Because you write fanfiction.

WYTH?

Queen Michael · Apr 6, 2011

Because you keep singing the national anthem when we have sex.

Why?

Eumersian · Apr 7, 2011

Because I want to make you feel like a *****.

Why do you think I look like a *****?

i don't know · Apr 7, 2011

Because you do.

How could you!?