I left you because......

AwesomeExpress · Apr 7, 2011

Because I can! And you made me feel like a moldy sandwich..

Why?

Caileena · Apr 7, 2011

Because it's too much work dating an entire company.

AwesomeExpress · Apr 7, 2011

If you're not askin', I'm not tellin'.

Why?

Doc Gnosis · Apr 7, 2011

Because you inhaled boiling peppermint and it damaged your vocal chords.

What were you thinking!?

AwesomeExpress · Apr 7, 2011

Because I jumped into this too quickly and without thinking.

Why?

Dango · Apr 7, 2011

Because of *plot twist*.

Why?

darkapothem2000 · Apr 7, 2011

'Cause I'm a man's man, man.

So why did you leave me?

Caileena · Apr 7, 2011

Barbados Slim obviously!

darkapothem2000 · Apr 7, 2011

Because I didn't know what Marcellus Wallace looks like.

Why, oh why did you leave me?

Queen Michael · Apr 7, 2011

Because I left my heart in San Fransisco and I'm going back there to get it so that i can give my heart to you

Why?

jhlip · Apr 7, 2011

I couldn't forgive you for killing the pack of puppies.

Eumersian · Apr 7, 2011

Because you never asked!

WHY????

Queen Michael · Apr 7, 2011

Because you snore.

Why?

scorptatious · Apr 7, 2011

Because you keep drinking milk straight from the bottle. And that's just disgusting.

WHO?!??!

Queen Michael · Apr 7, 2011

Me, and it was because my evil ex hypnotized me into doing it.

Why?

Eumersian · Apr 8, 2011

Because you used to date evil people with hypnotizing powers.

why

Doc Gnosis · Apr 8, 2011

Because it tried to steal my glasses.

So what are you trying to tell me?

Eumersian · Apr 8, 2011

You're simply too much into that World of Warcrafts.

Y?

Viking Incognito · Apr 8, 2011

Because you don't have an avatar.

Why?

Eumersian · Apr 8, 2011

Because you reached 1k!

Y??