I left you because......

[RaNDM G]

For being too quiet.

Uh... Hello?

 

[Dr.Susse]

For only seeing things in black and white. There's so much more to the world man!

Why dear god why?

 

[RussetRanger]

The hot water would either shut off or be completely boiling ergo I could not have a shower properly ever.


Huh?

 

[pyramid head grape]

You get confused to easily.

Why?

 

[The Thinker]

Because I had to run some errands.

Dear God, WHY?!

 

[pyramid head grape]

For bring god into this XD

Why, oh why?

 

[The Thinker]

For not capitalizing the word "god", you heathen!

Why, pray tell?

 

[Dr.Susse]

Your ways are too set in stone.


Why?

 

[pyramid head grape]

We never seem to get anywhere.

Why!

 

[The Thinker]

Because you made one too many puns.

Why (so serious)?

 

[Emurlahn]

You didn't want to get serious.

WHY?!?

 

[The Thinker]

Because you inevitably decided you were God, much to the detriment of your social life.

Why?

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because you're stealing my job!

WHY SO BRITISH?!

 

[Emurlahn]

Because it's so much better than american!

Why the moon?

 

[pyramid head grape]

because you stole my portal gun!

Why?

 

[Ren3004]

Because you only have one eye!

Why did you leave me? WHY, GOD DAMMIT, WHY?!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Because you only have one ear! o.0

Why?

 

[Ren3004]

I couldn't let my enemies hurt you.

Why did you leave me?! I'm the goddamn Batman!

 

[pyramid head grape]

Awesomeness to great!

Why!

 

[The Thinker]

Because you used an exclamation point when a question mark would do.

Why, why, and why?