I left you because......

[gravian]

Because you don't like me for who I am!

 

[Roxas1359]

You always eat all the food in the fridge, and you don't even pay for it!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because I realized you were a man.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

You put out my fire, now it's cold.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because the Queen has called for me to an expedition to the south pole.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're colourblind.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because YOU SOLD ME OUT TO ZEUS

 

[MrCollins]

I left you because YOU STABBED ME SOO MANY TIMES IN THE FACE

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because I have to travel to deepest Africa by orders of the queen.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you keep getting ordered to do stuff.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you sold all my stuff.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because you hit me in another thread.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you liked it.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you've changed.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you spend all our money on coffee!

 

[ShockValue]

Because you yell a lot.

 

[MrCollins]

Because you don't yell enough

 

[Sacman]

Because she certainly yells at me enough...<.<

 

[ShockValue]

Because you're just static.

 

[Sacman]

Because I'm just not well written enough...<.<