I left you because......

ShockValue · Jan 20, 2013

For never not wearing that hat.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 20, 2013

Because I like you more than I like you.

Redlin5_v1legacy · Jan 20, 2013

Because I find you too interesting.

Roxas1359 · Jan 20, 2013

You stole my credit cards, what did you think I'd do.

ShockValue · Jan 20, 2013

Because today sucks all because of you.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 20, 2013

Because you told me about sports.

ShockValue · Jan 21, 2013

Because you consider that a terrible thing.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Jan 21, 2013

Because it is. >.>

MrCollins · Jan 21, 2013

Because your reasons for leaving people seem at least a little silly.

PsychicTaco115 · Jan 21, 2013

I left you because you won't try out the new Doritos Taco, available only at your nearest Taco Bell!

A man with your fine tastes would love it

janjotat · Jan 21, 2013

because you clearly like tacos more than soup

off topic: YAY I'm back!

MrCollins · Jan 21, 2013

Because I had to go buy some cookies, but I'm back now

Roxas1359 · Jan 21, 2013

You didn't bring me any cookies! I feel betrayed! D:

Holy_Hotdog · Jan 21, 2013

Because you chose the wrong weapon in Kingdom hearts.

MrCollins · Jan 21, 2013

Because I was going to give Nero some cookies but you posted before I could

Roxas1359 · Jan 22, 2013

Holy_Hotdog said:
Because you chose the wrong weapon in Kingdom hearts.

But...but a shield to protect all. XD

OT: For not waiting to give me said cookies!

janjotat · Jan 22, 2013

For not buying your own cookies

Roxas1359 · Jan 22, 2013

For expecting me to use my hard earned money!

VanQ · Jan 22, 2013

Because as it turns out you were with the poster above you! I will make you regret this, just you wait!

PsychicTaco115 · Jan 22, 2013

I left you for a more hardcore girl, you filthy pleb