I left you because......

[Scde2]

BECAUSE IT IS NEVER JUST ONE SWING

 

[NoOne852]

Because it WAS just one swing...

 

[Kae]

Because you're just a nobody!

 

[NoOne852]

Because you think I'm a nobody
[sub][sub]the truth hurts...[/sub][/sub]

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because the queen has called on me to fetch the lost gold of saint Christopher.

 

[Scde2]

I left him because he is convinced that he is saint Francis.

 

[ShockValue]

Because he thinks pants are optional.

 

[Roxas1359]

You need to learn to put your pants on missy!

 

[ShockValue]

Because you keep telling me to do stuff.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Because I love your avatar more than I love you. ;o;

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because you're too good for me.

Be free and let the world love you!

 

[Roxas1359]

You've been driving in circles for the last 10 years dammit!
Plus you rarely ever stop. Worst, honeymoon, ever!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because If you keep complaining like this I'm going to turn this bus around and we are going right back to Disneyland.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Because you always threaten divorce.

 

[ShockValue]

Because you broke my window.

 

[Scde2]

You have no window

 

[ShockValue]

Because of the restraining order.

 

[Scde2]

Because you stole my wallet and never returned it!

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/jump/362.174412.5487450

 

[ShockValue]

Because I needed the money. Or to get into your pants, either or.
[sup]Eww, old posts. [/sup]

 

[Scde2]

For being discriminatory against old posts! And being lustful!