I left you because......

Troublesome Lagomorph · Apr 19, 2013

Because you're always breathing down my neck.

Dr.Susse · Apr 19, 2013

Because the queen has got me doing something I can't be bothered to go into now.

Sacman · Apr 19, 2013

Because you have a weird obsession with little girls, and you shot bombs at me for getting too close...<.<

Teoes · Apr 19, 2013

You won't stop flickering..

I'm totally the first person to use that, oh yeah.

Neuromancer · Apr 19, 2013

Because your responses lack originality.

kailus13 · Apr 19, 2013

Because my responses lack originality.

Nouw · Apr 19, 2013

Because you were too paranoid.

MetaKnight670 · Apr 19, 2013

Because you were quiet...too quiet. Therefore I thought it was a trap and left.

Teoes · Apr 19, 2013

Because you left traps everywhere. It just wasn't a safe household.

TheDoctor455 · Apr 19, 2013

Because you collect spores, molds, and fungi.

Yuno Gasai · Apr 19, 2013

Because you never turned around and showed me your face.

MetaKnight670 · Apr 20, 2013

Because when the going gets tough, the tough get going. That applies right? Well, it does now!

xmbts · Apr 21, 2013

Because that doesn't apply.

thesilentman · Apr 21, 2013

Because they're short and succinct when they don't need to be.

MetaKnight670 · Apr 21, 2013

For being one of those people that has trap badges that lure in people who don't know better. (E.g. ME)

Teoes · Apr 22, 2013

..You're just too gullible. If something says "Do not click me" you ~~click it~~ do not click it!

MetaKnight670 · Apr 22, 2013

For trying to inhibit my curious mind.

kailus13 · Apr 22, 2013

Because you never let me have secrets.

ShockValue · Apr 22, 2013

Because you tried to stockpile them.

Troublesome Lagomorph · Apr 22, 2013

Because you stockpiled ballistic missiles.