I left you because......

[Trivun]

Because you felt ballistic missiles were better weapons than lemon grenades...

 

[kailus13]

Because I tried to make lemonade for you once...

 

[ShockValue]

Because you poisoned that lemonade.

 

[Teoes]

Because you flaunt it.

 

[Nouw]

Because you hit it like you mean it.

 

[kailus13]

Because I refuse to hail to you.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because your constant attempts to make me do better exhausted me.

 

[Nouw]

Because the back of your hand made me understand not all was going to plan >.>.

 

[MetaKnight670]

You locked me out and wouldn't let me back in!

 

[kailus13]

Becuase you keep losing your keys and think I'm locking you out.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

For being a pony.

 

[MetaKnight670]

For not being pony enough.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

For making me feel inferior in terms of pony-osity.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because the back of your hand made me understand not all was going to plan >.>.

Nonsense. Everything always goes according to plan, even when they don't.

OT:Because you would always shush me every time I tried to tell you how maddingly in love I am with you.

 

[Teoes]

You wouldn't stop flicking food at nearby customers when we went out for meals.

 

[MetaKnight670]

You kept hogging the TV remote so I couldn't watch my games!

 

[Nouw]

You kept watching games and not playing them. Screw Let's Plays >:/.

 

[MetaKnight670]

You tried to suppress my right to watch Let's Plays.

 

[Teoes]

You never watched my Let's Plays ;~;

 

[Neuromancer]

You never told me you had Let's Plays.