I left you because......

[thesilentman]

Because I'm not that into ponies.

 

[kailus13]

For posting in too many forum games at once.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because our horoscopes didn't match.

 

[kailus13]

For using horoscopes to determine your relationships.

 

[Teoes]

..because you have >5,000 posts, no warnings but no Neo badge. Just not good enough.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you have >1,000 posts, no warnings and a Morpheus badge. Too much of a goody two-shoes for me.

 

[kailus13]

For not respecting authority.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

For having a massive post count.
When I left you we were pretty much near even in terms of our post count!

 

[kailus13]

For having such a small post count. High post count elitism ahoy!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Because all the do is post.

What are you? A post man!

 

[Ruedyn]

Because you have 10,000 more posts than I do. I just don't measure up ;~;

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Because you're making me have an inferiority complex.

 

[Headsprouter]

Because even I have more posts than you! Har-de-har!

 

[kailus13]

For having such a small post count. High post count elitism ahoy! And also copy pasting.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you would always make fun of me for my low post count. Quality over quantity, damnit!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Pahahaha your miniscule post count brings me great pleasure but also embarrasses me... that's why I left you.
and took kids.

 

[kailus13]

Because I still don't know what your avatar is.

 

[Goofguy]

Because you're always sad and that's kind of a bummer.

 

[Nouw]

Because you kept spilling my coffee.

 

[Sacman]

Because you're too young to have coffee...<.<