I left you because......

[Neuromancer]

Because you're hatin' on Emi!

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Because you always had plans, THAT SUCKED!

 

[kailus13]

Because you never made plans.

 

[Teoes]

Because you ruined mine.

 

[Kae]

Because the constant shaking of your head ended with us butting heads a lot and it hurts T^T

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you secretly hated me for being better at staring than you.

 

[Headsprouter]

Because you aren't bacon.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

I left you because you sprout heads in inappropriate places!

 

[Kae]

I left you because I hadn't seen you in like forever anyway.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you said bad things about my neckbeard.

 

[Kae]

Because you have a neckbeard :O

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you never could understand the brilliance that is my neckbeard.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Because you let yourself get possessed

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Because you didn't play Saints Row 4 with me.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you didn't gift me a copy of SRIV.

 

[Kae]

Because you expect expensive gifts.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Because your glare is starting to freak me out

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you'd always bounce out of my grasp.

 

[Teoes]

..because it's what I do. We both know I'll be back.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Because you wont stop being blurry