I left you because......

[Teoes]

Because dressing up in a shabby red suit and getting little children to sit in your lap isn't the spirit of Christmas!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because I'm manipulative.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Because of many wonderful and horrible reasons! Also because your a bird, that would like totally not work in a relationship.

 

[Teoes]

Because you ran away to the US.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you're eeeeeeing everywhere all the time.

 

[Teoes]

Because you don't appreciate my e's.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because I can no longer mock your incomplete eeeee theme.

 

[Barbas]

Because you stare at me like a magician or an interrogator every time we sit down to have a meal together.

 

[Teoes]

Because you ate my plants then peed on the floor.

 

[Padwolf]

Because you kept trying to cut the grass with a sword. It was upsetting the neighbours.

 

[Barbas]

Because your gamer rage episodes kept over-insulating the loft space.

 

[Neuromancer]

You grown old, boy, and your kitsune hunting days are over.

 

[Yuno Gasai]

Because you kept giving me that disapproving look and didn't praise me enough.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because I grew tired of your constant personality changes!

 

[Teoes]

Because you were disappointed in my vision of spaghetti.

 

[Barbas]

Because you keep air-raid-sirening in the house and getting the cops called on us.

 

[Teoes]

Because when the cops turned up you thought it'd be funny to declare that they'd never find the body.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you're too fast for your own good.

 

[Teoes]

Because you want to leave the Dome.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you don't share my interests, you jerk. D':