Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Nov 19, 2013 #4,541 Because you keep blasting off when I'm trying to discuss my feelings and grievances.
Teoes Poof, poof, sparkles! Jun 1, 2010 5,173 0 0 Nov 26, 2013 #4,542 Because you kept sitting in the middle of the room, licking your junk.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Nov 28, 2013 #4,543 Because you kept owling on top of the kitchen cabinets and staring accusingly at the visitors.
Extra-Ordinary Elite Member Mar 17, 2010 2,064 0 41 Nov 28, 2013 #4,544 Because you didn't realize that it's always better to be too careful rather than not careful enough.
Teoes Poof, poof, sparkles! Jun 1, 2010 5,173 0 0 Nov 28, 2013 #4,545 Because your avatar is too small.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Nov 28, 2013 #4,546 Because you kept screaming at the top of your lungs whenever we went to the supermarket.
Teoes Poof, poof, sparkles! Jun 1, 2010 5,173 0 0 Nov 29, 2013 #4,547 Because you wouldn't stop barking when I tied you up outside the supermarket.
Neuromancer Endless Struggle Legacy Mar 16, 2012 5,035 531 118 a homeless squat Country None Gender Abolish Nov 29, 2013 #4,548 Because I want to give you a "Black" Friday.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Dec 2, 2013 #4,549 Because you wouldn't stop licking the top of my head.
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,834 0 0 Dec 2, 2013 #4,550 Because you're in the Christmas spirit very early!
sky14kemea Deus Ex-Mod Jun 26, 2008 12,760 0 0 Dec 2, 2013 #4,551 Because you wouldn't notice me, Sempai...
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,834 0 0 Dec 2, 2013 #4,552 Because you don't do anything noticeable!
sky14kemea Deus Ex-Mod Jun 26, 2008 12,760 0 0 Dec 2, 2013 #4,553 Because you're forcing me to do things against my will!
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Dec 2, 2013 #4,554 Because you kept overloading and destroying the city.
sky14kemea Deus Ex-Mod Jun 26, 2008 12,760 0 0 Dec 2, 2013 #4,555 Because you were just too fabulous.
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,834 0 0 Dec 2, 2013 #4,556 For thinking I'm make you do things.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Dec 2, 2013 #4,557 You kept using the bathtub to make wicked-strength mulled wine.
sky14kemea Deus Ex-Mod Jun 26, 2008 12,760 0 0 Dec 2, 2013 #4,558 Because I only loved you when I was drunk
Redlin5_v1legacy Better Red than Dead Aug 5, 2009 48,834 0 0 Dec 2, 2013 #4,559 Because you only loved me when I was drunk.
Barbas ExQQxv1D1ns Oct 28, 2013 33,804 0 0 Dec 2, 2013 #4,560 Because you wouldn't stop your drunken lovemaking on the table where food is served.
