I left you because......

[Teoes]

Because you wouldn't make love to me at this table when Redlin and Spidermod were otherwise occupied, forcing me to make love to myself.

 

[Barbas]

Because you kept scuttling around on the ceiling and throwing light bulbs down onto people's heads.

 

[General Winter]

Because your car was taking up space in my driveway that I need for my new Lambourghini.

 

[Barbas]

Because your car was taking up space in my driveway that I need for my new Lambourghini.

You. Ran. Over. My clown car.

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[HEADING=2]R.I.P. NEVR 4GET[/HEADING]

 

[General Winter]

Because the car insurance bill was getting too high after having that car so long.

 

[Teoes]

Because you don't have an avatar set.

 

[General Winter]

Because you're really bad at cooking bacon. I can't deal with my day properly when my bacon is that crispy.

(So tempted to say "because you voted for Aliens: Colonial Marines for game of the year" but I wouldn't do that.)

 

[Barbas]

Because a bigger boy made me do it!

 

[Qwurty2.0]

Because you said a boy was bigger than me...

 

[Barbas]

Because you kept ladder-blocking.

 

[Doc Gnosis]

I left you because you kept using, 'YOLO' way too many times. Could you please stop using that!?

... But... why? ;_;

 

[StormShaun]

I left you because I simply did not want to be in this forum for some time!

 

[Barbas]

I left you because you kept wearing a duck as a hat and refusing to even acknowledge its presence, let alone discuss it.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you leave the toilet seat up.

 

[NeoAC]

Because it's always about tanks with you, isn't it?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Because you don't invite me to your sexy parties.

 

[Barbas]

Because you won't stop Farmvilling.

 

[kailus13]

Because you're too fabulous for any mortal being.

 

[Neuromancer]

Because you left us first.

 

[Barbas]

Because you swapped the position of the salt and pepper, forcing me to overturn the table in a fit of pique.